COLTER: THE TRUE STORY OF THE BEST DOG I EVER HAD
Author: Rick Bass
Publisher: HOUGHTON-MIFFLIN CO, Jun 2000
Colter pairs one of America's most treasured writers with our most treasured "best friend." The runt of the litter, Colter, a German shorthair pup, surprises Rick Bass first with his raging genius, then with his innocent ability to lead his owner to a new territory altogether, a place where Bass feels instantly more connected to the world. 5x8 inches, 208 pgs.
Colter was the runt of the litter, and Rick Bass took him only because nobody else would. Soon, though, Bass realized he had a raging genius on his hands, and he raided his daughters' college fund to send Colter to the best schools. Colter could be a champion, Rick was told, but he'd have to be broken, slowed down. Rick "could no more imagine a slowing-down Colter than a slow-motion bolt of lightning in the sky," and instead of breaking Colter he followed him. Colter led him into new territory, an unexplored land where he felt more alive, more intimately connected to the world, than he'd ever been before. In the course of telling us Colter's story, Rick Bass also tells us of his childhood fascination with snapping turtles and dirt, and of the other animals - including people - that have shaped his life. Colter is an interspecies love story that vividly captures the relationship between humans and dogs. Like all of Bass's work, it is passionate, poetic, and original.
"Colter is a dog of boundless spirit, all grace and wild genius. And his terrific master, Rick Bass, happens to be a national treasure. What a terrific team they make!" --Carl Hiaasen, author of Sick Puppy
"...luminously transcendant passages on the education and sorrowful loss of a brilliant?chocolate brown pointer that will transfix anyone who has ever loved a dog." --Publishers Weekly, Starred
"Bass is a masterly writer . . . Your dog loves you, Bass, and this reviewer does, too." --USA Today
"Bass' writing is cinematic -- he lets readers run with Colter through the fields . . . [we] feel Colter's energy as he experienced it." --Denver Rocky Mountain News
"Has anyone ever written so perfectly of a dog shaking water from its fur, curled up tight during sleep?" --Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Rick Bass is the author of fourteen acclaimed books of fiction and nonfiction, including Where The Sea Used To Be and The Sky, The Stars And The Wilderness. He resides in Montana.
After that first miracle season-miraculous if only for one grouse at
dusk, in which flame leapt from the end of the gun-I had a hard
decision to make. I didn't know much about birds, or bird-hunting,
but I knew that I had a raging genius on my hands. And I'd bragged on
him to my friend Jarrett Thompson, the best trainer in the world, who
was anxious to see Colter and to work with him.
Jarrett's Old South Pointer Farm was in Texas, though, and it seemed
inconceivable to me to separate from Colter. To not be the one to
feed him twice a
day-to not have him bounding ahead of me on walks. To not see him for
weeks at a time-as if he had cast too far out in front of me, working
some thin ribbon of scent. As if he were up ahead, hunting without me.
I went back and forth in my mind, tortured. It took about a month
before I finally decided to do what was best for Colter, rather than
for me. I flew to Houston with him in the spring, and then my father
and I drove him up to Jarrett's place.
Jarrett complimented Colter on his good looks: he was the only brown
dog on the farm, amidst perhaps a hundred other white dogs-white and
lemon pointers, white and liver ones. Colter's muscles stood out
deeper than those of the other dogs. I said my good-byes to him and
left, and I carried with me that huge and strangely empty feeling of
having made a life-changing, or life-turning, decision, but having no
clue whatsoever whether it was the right one.
Some people say pointers are crazy, others say it is their owners.
Jarrett's too diplomatic to take sides, but he has some stories.
One of his favorite's is about this big hunter from Florida-big in
the sense that he weighed three
hundred pounds. The guy came to Jarrett's farm to drop his dog off,
and at the moment of parting, he hugged his dog-a monster itself, an
English pointer weighing almost eighty pounds-and then he took
Jarrett aside and handed him a gallon of Jack Daniels.
"Now Thompson," he says, "Old Buck and I each have a glass of whiskey
in the evenings after we get through hunting, and I expect y'all to
do the same."
Then there was the oil man from west Texas, Odessa, who decided he
wanted a bird dog-one of the best-but he wanted a friendly dog, one
he could keep in the house. So he flew to Rosanky in his Lear jet and
picked out one of the dogs Jarrett had raised and trained to sell. It
cost him about three thousand dollars to bring the jet over there,
and another twenty-five hundred for the dog, Ned. Jarrett drove him
back to the airport in Austin, where the jet was waiting, oil
derricks painted on its tail. The oil man put Ned right up there in
the front seat and strapped him in with
the shoulder harness next to the pilot, Ned looking
all around and wondering, perhaps, if he would ever hunt again. The
pilot, says Thompson, was rolling his eyes-dog hair on the seat and
Ned panting, Ned slobbering.
A week later Thompson got a call from the oil man. "I think Ned's
homesick," he said. "Can I fly him home and give him back to you?
I'll pay you a thousand dollars to take him. All he does is lie
around by the refrigerator," the man said. "I think he misses you,
and misses the other dogs. I feel bad about it."
Another pointer-owner came driving down the road one day, bringing
his dog along, wanting to see what Jarrett's farm was like. He was
thinking about leaving his dog, Sarge, in Jarrett's care.
"I had him take me out in the woods," Jarrett says, "just to see what
kind of dog Sarge was-what he could do, and what I could expect from
him. To see if he had any spark.
"Before we started to do anything, though, the
guy-I can't remember his name either-asks if he can have a minute
with Sarge, and I say sure, not knowing what's up, and he takes Sarge
off a little ways and tells him to sit, and then he starts talking to
him, the way you and I would talk. I'm trying not to listen, and it's
making me feel funny, but what this guy's saying, real quietly, is
stuff like, 'O.K., Sarge, we drove a long way out here, now I sure
hope you're not going to embarrass me'-just talking to him real
gently and kind and quiet-and I'm trying not to listen, but I'm also
getting kind of interested, kind of eager to see what kind of dog
this Sarge is, that you can talk to like a person, instead of a dog.
"Well, we get out and walk a ways, and Sarge kind of cuts up, blows a
point, and misses another, and the man was just getting all pained,
writhing and flinching. Every time Sarge messed up, he'd take him
aside and have another talk with him-I could hear him saying, 'Sarge!
You're embarrassing me!'-and finally, when it just wasn't getting any
better, the man, all sweating and upset, asked if he could have some
more words with Sarge, alone.
"They got in their truck and drove down the road a ways-I thought
they were leaving-and then they stopped under a shady tree-I could
see them sitting there, talking-and after a while the guy drives
back, still looking all pained, and he says to me, 'Sarge and I had a
little talk down at the gate and we decided it's best for Sarge to
stay here for a while.'"
All summer, I still didn't know if I'd done the right thing. The
house seemed empty, the yard seemed haunted, without Colter. The
older hounds, Homer and Ann, were thrilled, I think, that the
newcomer, the upstart and thief of affection, had been sent away,
that things had turned back to the way they used to be.
Oh, the wretched excess of the heart! Once a month, through the
summer, I would fly to Texas and meet my father in Houston. We'd
drive toward Austin, to Jarrett's farm, and turn down his long red
clay driveway just at dawn. There is a little bluff, a fault line,
slanting through Rosanky like a thin ribbon of scent, which allows
pine forests to flourish in an otherwise scrub-brushy country, and we
would drive past the big pines, and past all the dogs leaping in
their kennels and barking, and Jarrett would greet us with a cup of
coffee. He began all his days early in the spring and summer. It was
important to work the dogs before the sun got too high and the heat
burned the dew off the grass and made it hard for the dogs to smell
Each time, Jarrett would show me Colter's prog-
ress. And each time, I would be amazed at the finesse, the precision
of execution required from a point-
ing dog. It has to learn so many things, and execute, every step of
the way. Finding and pointing the bird
is easy-it comes naturally. Working within range can be taught,
eventually. But teaching the dog not to run after the bird when the
bird flushes-not so easy. How to teach an animal to want something,
but then, when the thing flies, to not want it? And to teach it not
to run after a bird if it bumps one by accident-and to not run after
the bird when you shoot? Steady-to-wing, they call it; steady-to-
shot. And finally, the greatest challenge, steady-to-wing-and-shot.
If he had been less of a dog I would have tried to train him myself,
making mistakes the way I do when I take something apart and then try
to put it back together. But at least I had the sense to know this
was a living, breathing talent-not some car engine, or a watch-who
was going to be with me for the next ten years or more, both of us
hunting fifty, sixty days a year-and that he deserved better.
The realization that I had, against my usual odds and inclination,
somehow done the right thing came not at once, but in small
increments, like confidence. Throughout the course of the summer I'd
been fantasizing about taking Colter out of school a little early, to
start the September grouse season in Montana, but Jarrett said that
he needed more work, that he was still in a learning transition-he
was starting to make real progress, but it was a very critical time
I would panic, thinking, I just want my dog back. I would panic, and
wonder, What good is it to have a great dog if you can't hunt with
Nancy, I could tell, was also unhappy about Colter's long absence
from the valley, though she didn't say anything about it to me. She
did ask Elizabeth once, "Doesn't he love Colter anymore?" And
Elizabeth just laughed . . .
He was getting so big and muscular-each time I went to visit him he
looked more like some hardened old muscular male bird dog, with only
one thing on his mind. Where was my adolescent goofy-gangling little
pup? He would leap up and run to greet me as ever, but more briefly
each time, before sliding past and prancing around Jarrett's four-
wheeler, on fire to go out into the field and hunt, even if only for
a half-hour or so, as he did every day. Every day.
"I really like this dog," Jarrett would say. "I see a lot of dogs,
but I really like old Colter. I think you could make a great field
trial champion out of him," he'd say, meaning that Jarrett could do
it, if I'd let him keep Colter all year long.
"Oh, I'm real anxious to get him home and start hunting with him,"
I'd tell him every time, and Jarrett would nod and look down at the
brown dog he was spending every day with, and starting to respect and
love, and he wouldn't say anything, and I'd wonder at what a hard job
it must be for him: at how it was hard, in a different way, for him,
and hard for me-hard for everyone but Colter.
"Do you ever dream about bird hunting?" I asked Jarrett.
"All the time," he said.
"Me too," I said, comforted that Jarrett, after a lifetime, still
dreamed of it-that I have that to look forward to; that this was not
love's first flush, but the real thing.
"Do you think the dogs do?" I asked.
"I'm certain of it," said Jarrett.
A bittersweet, lonely, early autumn of hunting grouse in my valley,
the Yaak, with Tim and Maddie, but no Colter. Barely able to wait
another day. Leaves turning color-no Colter!-and then, even worse,
falling from the branches, and still no Colter there to see it with
me, to taste it and smell it, to hunt it, each day.
Deer and elk season begins: a blessed relief. I disappear into the
snow and fog.
And then one day Jarrett says Colter is ready--that he can take a little break, that it's the end of his session--but that he wants to see him back next year.
I go south one more time to pick up my dog. On the plane, my secret
feels delicious: I am the richest man in the world, I have the
greatest, most exciting dog in the world, and all around me, people
are fooling with their coffee and ordering little cups of yogurt and
reading their damn newspapers, while I have a bursting secret, and
with pheasant season still open in Montana. Everyone else is
stumbling around in the airport as if they don't seem to know that
the world, and my heart, and the dog's heart, are on fire.
Copyright (c) 2000 by Rick Bass. Reprinted by permission of Houghton